Shocking news. Another trophy wife has been accused of being secretive with her assets. The weird thing is Shaq pulls in about $20 Million a year (like whatever, who doesn't) and they have a ''Cohabitation/Prenuptial Agreement and Acknowledgment of Property Disclosure and Waiver of Further Disclosure''.

Since we can barely afford the hosting fees for this site, we definitely don't have any legal advice and none of us finished high school so we can't even tell you what that means. So we all sat around today and tried to stumble through the big words. Here's our expert analysis:

Apparently Shaunie O'Neal has been ''secretive about her assets . . . particularly with respect to certain properties owned or titled in either [her] name alone or in other entities.''

Translation: Shaq is pissed off that his wife won't tell him what she's doing. But isn't it her money? You signed the thing, that complicated sounding thing up there.

Also, Shaq wants her to give a ''correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities (including bearer securities)'' that she came into during the marriage.

Translation: I wanna know what she was doing and she won't tell meeeee!

Shaq wants Shaunie to be the "primary residential custodian'' and wants "'liberal rights of visitation"

Translation: You take the kids, I'll drop by whenever I want.

That's about as good we get on a good day and today was a good day.

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