"Yep, that's right. ...
Reverend Tori Spelling! I did it last week online and my official
certificate is in the mail. I'm so proud," said Spelling on her
MySpace.com page. We're absolutley certain that this disproves the
idea of intelligent life in the universe.
Personally we prefer the Universal Life Church Monastary whose claim is that they've "over 20 million ministers ordained since 1959"! It's obvious that Tori Spelling has put alot of thought into this, it takes vast amounts of soul searching to decide to become a spiritual leader.
My sources in LA have floated the idea that this may have been a pure ratings grab for the absolutely horrible Oxygen TV Show Tori & Dean: Inn Love - I would never believe that her holiness would do such a thing. More shocking proof that the world is becoming cold and callous.