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Could the queen of the idiots, Heidi Montag, finally be wising up to the fact that her idiot boyfriend Spencer is not good for her?
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi had to beg for her job back from Sam, big-wig of Bolthouse.
He seemingly reluctantly offered her a trial position at one of his new hotels, but not before telling her to make sure she kept Spencer far away from anything work related.
I believe his exact words were "I dont even know what's going on there - but that's your business." Classic!
The episode started with Heidi blaming Spencer for her losing her job in the first place, which he of course denied and scoffed at.
The episode ended with the sister who has not sustained plastic surgery trauma, Holly Montag, popping back on the scene, this time as Lauren's house guest - since her darling sister kicked her out a couple of episodes ago.
After a wine session with the girls - LC and Lo, Holly vented about how Spencer is affecting Heidi's life. Of course Lauren had plenty to say about the topic, only blaming Spencer though interestingly enough.
The best part about last night's episode, however, was the preview for next week's show.
Holly pays Heidi a vist and lets her know exactly what everyone thinks of her ridiculously stupid boyfriend. After Spencer is once again rude, inconsiderate and selfish, Heidi FINALLY lets him know that HE is the problem in her life.
Could this lead to a break up for Spiedi? I doubt it - both of those kids know how to get publicity - and a break up will be their last headline. Who would have interest in either one of them seperately?
Could the queen of the idiots, Heidi Montag, finally be wising up to the fact that her idiot boyfriend Spencer is not good for her?
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi had to beg for her job back from Sam, big-wig of Bolthouse.
He seemingly reluctantly offered her a trial position at one of his new hotels, but not before telling her to make sure she kept Spencer far away from anything work related.
I believe his exact words were "I dont even know what's going on there - but that's your business." Classic!
The episode started with Heidi blaming Spencer for her losing her job in the first place, which he of course denied and scoffed at.
The episode ended with the sister who has not sustained plastic surgery trauma, Holly Montag, popping back on the scene, this time as Lauren's house guest - since her darling sister kicked her out a couple of episodes ago.
After a wine session with the girls - LC and Lo, Holly vented about how Spencer is affecting Heidi's life. Of course Lauren had plenty to say about the topic, only blaming Spencer though interestingly enough.
The best part about last night's episode, however, was the preview for next week's show.
Holly pays Heidi a vist and lets her know exactly what everyone thinks of her ridiculously stupid boyfriend. After Spencer is once again rude, inconsiderate and selfish, Heidi FINALLY lets him know that HE is the problem in her life.
Could this lead to a break up for Spiedi? I doubt it - both of those kids know how to get publicity - and a break up will be their last headline. Who would have interest in either one of them seperately?
Whitney Port made a comeback on last night's episode of The Hills, in prep for her new show "The City" no doubt.
We haven't seen much of Whit lately on the show, but last night she made up for it!
Whitney and Lauren got called to New York by super bitch Kelly Catrone, to help out with men's fashion week.
The girls were in charge of dressing and lining up the male models - they're very important!
While working, Port runs into her old friend Alex, who she went on a date with the last time she was in the big apple, and who she apparently kept in touch with over the phone occassionally.
Throughout the episode it became increasingly clear that Alex was still into Whit, and the feeling was not reciprocated.
After the fashion show wrapped, the girls decided to hit the town before their 6:30am flight back to L.A. and a boy - not named Alex - quickly caught her eye.
The oh so sweet, innocent and naive Whitney did not so much as even give the model a second of her time during the night out because she was too busy doing tequila shots and leaving with the Australian musician.Too funny!
In other Hills news, Spencer tries his hardest to get Heidi's job back for her by approaching her boss Brent at a bar, and pleading her case.
Brent's response to Heidi - "your boyfriend is a nightmare" to which Heidi agrees. Hahahahaha
She'll never ditch the loser though, the publicity is too great.
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi Montag finally gets a little piece of what she deserves, by getting fired from her job at Bolthouse!
Brent and his partners planned a big grand opening that had been in the works for four years. Heidi, who was working the event, decided it would be a good idea to drink tequila all night. She also thought it wise to invite Spencer.
After the stalker supreme tracked her down during her Las Vegas trip last season, I would think she'd know better than to have him in her boss's sight.
So, to my most extreme delight, cut to Brent Bolthouse calling Heidi into his office to let her know that he's gone to bat for her one too many times, and she needed to pack up her stuff because he's firing her.
Maybe this will knock the blonde bimbo down a notch. But...somehow I doubt it.
In other Hills gossip, Audrina found her very own pad and moved out of Lauren and Lo's house.
The only shocking thing here is that she asked Justin Bobby to move in with her!
The girl is seriously rivalling Heidi's level of stupidity. It took her four years to get JB to commit to some kind of relationship with her. Now that they've been exclusive for a week - she's thinking he'll move in with her.
And by the sounds of her talk with her sister Casey, who by the way, did not get the looks in the family, Audrina bought the house solely to build her relationship with the scuzz ball.
I think I say it every week but, when will these girls learn.
Is it just me, or is anyone else over the Audrina, Justiin Bobby drama?
This is about the third week in a row where the show has been all Audrina all the time, and I for one am sick of it.
The girl never makes a good decision. In fact she hasnt made a new decision in four years. The process goes:
1. Hang out with Justin Bobby
2. Get dissed by Justin Bobby
3. Find a WAY nicer guy who likes her and gloat about how he treats her so well
4. Dump the nice guy and go back to Justin Bobby
All the new-breasted reality star talks about is how Justin Bobby sucks but how much she loves him.
That guy's got her right where he wants her. He can, and has, done whatever he wants to and she'll always come running back to him.
I'll reiterate my thoughts from last week - STUPID GIRL.
Anyhoo, onto other repetitive Hills news: Spencer's a douche...still. Heidi's an idiot....still. Stephanie seeks approval from her brother...for reasons no one can figure out.