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Last night's much anticipated return of season 6 of The HIlls came back without Lauren Conrad, and stronger than ever!
Within the first three minutes of the show Kristin Cavallari, formerly from Laguna Beach and the new star of The Hills, swore 8 times and picked a fight with both Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt.
The episode highlighted Kristin doing what she does best, moving in on forbidden men. This week's forbidden man is none other than Justin Bobby. He's back and scruffier than ever!
In a surprising move, however, Kristin did try to look at the situation from Justin's ex-girlfriend, Audrina's point of view, and admitted she understood how she might feel if Kristin were to start dating J.B.
Immediately after saying this though, and making us think maybe she's grown up a bit from her slutty Laguna days, she re-neg'd and carried on with her relentless flirting.
Other than this storyline, the show highlighted the newly weds Spencer and Heidi Pratt house hunting for a nice family house.
Heidi preferred the "classic" house with a white picket fence and a nursary. Spencer however, preferred the "porno pad" style of house, which he put a deposit on for the summer without telling his new wife first.
Their marriage is just like their dating relationship - shocker!
This season's shaping up to be the best in a while, featuring more than guest appearances by Brody's playmate girlfriend Jade and Spencer's "bartender girlfriend" Stacey.
I would go on and on about how stupid Stephanie Pratt is, but I believe I wrote about that last week and enough is enough!
On last night's episode of MTV's The Hills, Stephanie has her first day on the job at People's Revolution. The girl can't even answer a phone much less complete a task for super boss Kelly Cutrone.
Lauren got clearly frustrated with Steph when she couldn't answer any of her questions and doodled when getting instructions.
I know you should be allowed a few days to figure a new job out, but Stephanie is beyond simple. She needs to get canned.
In other Hills news, Heidi lays down the law and tells Spencer it's either therapy or their relationship is over!
So the couple heads down to a very young looking therapists office, where she explaiins the sticky bartender situation of last week.
Spencer rolls his eyes and does not seem to be into participating at all, to which the therapist tells them their problems seem very "highschool-ish" to her and Spencer is not tapped in emotionally.
On a happy note - Justin Bobby is back!!! The crew heads to Coco DeVille for a night of partying and Justin in all his greasy-haired glory was there with some buds.
He gave Audrina a quick hug and words of wisdom from the wise wise JB - "Do you know how short life is..."
How is Audrina still in love with this guy? He just gets creepier and greasier and treats her worse every season.
The answer to this problem - have a fling with Brody Jenner! Lo, Audrina and LC went out for lunch and Audrina eluded to the fact that she could have an attraction to him.
The crew heads to Hawaii next week, and I can't wait to see what goes down with that situation.
In last night’s episode of MTV’s The Hills Stephanie poked her nose in where it does not belong, as usual. Why is anyone friends with this girl?!
Stephanie Pratt reached out to her brother Spencer, once more, after he was a complete jerk to her, only to get shot down again. Why does she bother?
Steph went to Speidi’s apartment to fill him in on the fact that Heidi had caught up with her ex-boyfriend in Colorado, and to let him know he should be on his best behaviour if he wanted to make things work with Heidi.
All she got was an insult on her hat (which was pretty stupid looking) and a kick in the ass.
She-Pratt continued her string of ridiculousness when she managed to get Lauren to recommend her for a position at People’s Revolution.
Her interview with Kelly Cutrone went horribly, to say the least. She just blabbed on nervously and showed her true colours – letting Kelly know what a bonehead she is.
Other than the Stephanie debacle, she also aided Heidi in busting Spencer hanging out with the bartender Stacie from last week.
Spencer put on his rebellious face this week and went out to the bars with his new random friend Charlie – whoever the hell he is?!
The boys met up with the slutty bartender Stacie, and Heidi and Steph busted in on their little date.
Heidi freaked out on Spencer at a restaurant the next day, and told him either “get his stuff together and get to a therapist” or get out of her life, ‘cus she’s done with him!
We all know these are empty threats, we’ve heard them before, but it made for a pretty dramatic moment.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are set to tie the knot April 25, somewhere in Pasadena, Calif.
Supposedly this this will be the real wedding, considering the couple staged a fake wedding in Mexico last November, the Spring wedding will be filmed at The Hills season finale.
Rumour has it that the controversial reality couple have already invited nearly 110 guests and they allegedly plan to wed in a sunset ceremony and are looking at a rooftop location for a reception. (Perfect place for Heidi to jump after she realizes what she has done.)
I wonder if Lauren Conrad is on the invitee list, I wonder if she will accept or decline, or be the one who stands up in a rage and object to this silly union. We will have to tune in to and see what happens.
Last night's season premiere of MTV's biggest reality tv show, The Hills, was probably the best, most eventful episode I've seen to date. It definitely did not disappoint. And trust me, I've been waiting for this premiere since the finale of season 4.
Let's kick off the round up with an explanation of Lauren's birthday.
Her good friends Lo and Audrina decided to throw her a surprise bash on a yacht (Frankie's yacht it seemed) with all her good pals, including Brody Jenner.
The event would've probably been super fun, if pushy lil miss sticks her nose in everyones business, Stephanie Pratt, wouldn't have invited Heidi.
Apparently during haidus, Heidi had been calling and texting LC, trying to gain back their long lost friendship, but Lauren was none too pleased about Heidi crashing her birthday, especially since they were trapped on a boat with no way out!
The night got even more tense when Steph received a text from her ex-boyfriend Cameron (I know.... who?! Why this guy gets any air time is beyond me) letting her know that he was in the same bar as Spencer, watching him flirt with the bartender.
Steph immediately told Heidi, who immediately jumped on the phone to Spence, asking him what was up.
He of course denied it, as any slimey man of his caliber would, and then promptly beat the crap out of Cameron! I'm not one for fights, but this was a pretty good brawl.
This prompted Heidi to freak out on the boat, and Lauren to console her ex-friend, which turned into a drunken cry fest.
Seriously, the episode couldn't have gotten much better than this!
Cut to the next day, Lauren lets Audrina and Lo know she was none too pleased to have been stuck in a floating prison for her birthday with no way out, and tells Stephanie to start minding her own business. She is not interested in being Heidi's friend anymore.
Heidi decides to hear what happened at the bar first hand from the infamous bartender herself (who played both Spencer and Heidi respectively, and why not? She got her 15 minutes!)
After hearing the way Spencer was acting on his boys night out, she decides to return home - once again - to Crested Butte, to get some much needed mommy time.
All in all, a great episode, and it seems like there is a ton of good stuff to come!
"The Bitch is Back" indeed!!
I would go on and on about how stupid Stephanie Pratt is, but I believe I wrote about that last week and enough is enough!
In last night’s episode of MTV’s The Hills Stephanie poked her nose in where it does not belong, as usual. Why is anyone friends with this girl?!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are set to tie the knot April 25, somewhere in Pasadena, Calif.
My life is full again.. The Hills is back!
