All of us here at Gossip Highway are shocked to learn that Courtney Love claims that drugs were available at Paris Hilton's recent birthday party.

We were all so astounded and astonished to think that Paris Hilton would ever do any form of drug, particularly cocaine! Even more shocking considering she generally like to keeps things on the straight and norraw, mainly specializing in violating probation and driving with a suspended license.

What got Paris Hilton the suspended license?

Oh yes that's right - alcohol (and probably cocaine) related reckless driving, lovingly referred to as DUI. So once again we are staggerlingly SHOCKED. Yes friends, this is the exact same birthday party where Brandon David started hurling insults around the table. He started by mocking American Idol judge Paula Abdul’s Syrian ancestory, then proceeded to “hurl flowers and pieces of foam at her” before “speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent”.

Brandon "The Jackass of All Jackasses" Davis then turned his attentions on rocker Courtney Love, who had come along with her daughter Frances Bean.

Sources close to Gossip Highway tell us, “He lifted her up so she was straddling his waist. Her dress was riding up as he made lewd suggestions and simulated sex in front of her daughter.”

Finally security removed Davis from the scene - apparently he forgot his little bags of powder in the bathroom. 

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