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Tori Spelling - Spiritual Leader |
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Written by Lana Stokum
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Monday, 16 July 2007 |
"Yep, that's right. ...
Reverend Tori Spelling! I did it last week online and my official
certificate is in the mail. I'm so proud," said Spelling on her
MySpace.com page. We're absolutley certain that this disproves the
idea of intelligent life in the universe.
Personally we prefer the Universal Life Church Monastary whose
claim is that they've "over 20 million ministers ordained since
1959"! It's obvious that Tori Spelling has put alot of thought
into this, it takes vast amounts of soul searching to decide to
become a spiritual leader.
My sources in LA have floated the idea that this may have been a
pure ratings grab for the absolutely horrible Oxygen TV Show
Tori & Dean: Inn Love - I would never believe that her
holiness would do such a thing. More shocking proof that the world
is becoming cold and callous.
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 15 July 2007 )
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