Jon and Kate Gossling are divorced!! And it was only a matter of time.

Between Kate yelling at their eight kids and yelling at Jon in public, I am surprised it didn’t happen earlier, but maybe he liked to be humiliated across the nations Monday after Monday for 5 years. But Jon the two finally decided to go on their merry little ways. The only sad part about this whole thing is that there isn’t just one child affected by the divorce there are eight of them. (And as far as I’m concerned the set of twins are going to be affected the worst, especially the mouthy one. I think her name is Mattie) Anyway, according to court divorce papers Kate states that their marriage is “irretrievably broken." (In other words its done, kaput, finito!)

Also Kate states that her and Jon haven’t come to an agreement on how to divide their assets (Ummm how about in half) I mean come on, I’m pretty sure she is going to get a book deal and all that crap after the divorce and will continue to exploit those eight adorable kids for as long as she can. And I’m pretty sure Jon has a reality show or two up his sleeve.

I’m so intrigued on how this is going to turn out. I’m more intrigued to see who gets what and how much. Personally I think since this whole thing was a publicity stunt all the assets should be divided among the kids too, considering they are the stars of the show. They will need to change the show to Jon minus Kate plus eight.

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