Jenna Jameson and her juiced boyfriend Tito Ortiz were approached outside of Koi in Hollywood, where she told TMZ.com reporters that they "better stop calling me skinny, because I'm healthy and I'm happy."

Now not that Tito Ortiz is a monster on a leash but we're thinking the best thing to do is to listen to her, otherwise she'll pout to Tito and the Hulk will lay some smackdown. We're also very happy to pass on to you that Jenna Jameson is now officially launching her modelling career. It's good to see Jenna modelling something other than her ability to.....oh no wait....this is a "G" rated family oriented entertainment website isn't it.

Lastly and not in the least Tito managed to mumble out a few 2 syllable words, we are super duper proud of you Tito! All those remedial speech lessons and reading classes are really coming in handy. Oh wait hold on. Just in case Tito is reading this:

Good Tito. Good!

Ahh it feels so good to be us today. 

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