Good old Adrian Grenier, not only pimpin' it out on Entourage but in real life. When asked by E!Online's Kirsten Dos if he was dating Paris Hilton, here's what Adrian had to say:

“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”

But he wasn't done there, as a parting shot and with a slightly creepy eye f**k on his way off camera he even hinted at a Kirsten Do/Adrian Genier hookup. Don't hate the playah Kirsten, hate the game.

I kinda wish I was Adrian Grenier even for just a day, or wait an hour would do - let's say a crappy hour. Even a crappy hour in the life of Adrian Grenier would be magical compared to my life.

Check out the first video from E Online.

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It's being reported that Britney Spears has in fact lost custody of her kids to Keven Federline. As report from that bastion of journalistic integrity, Fox News:

"Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com. During Monday's custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab."

It looks like the downward spiral that is Britney Spears continues, I mean we've all been on benders but this is ridiculous! Stop the insanity Britney, just stop. Making fun of you isn't even fun anymore.

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Paris Hilton has put alot of time, thought and energy into the idea of having children. Since having kids is like totally important and not something that like you do without totally thinking about it first. Who better to explain her reasoning for deciding to have a child next year. Here's a tip for you Paris:

Hold down a relationship before you decide to be responsible for bringing a life into this world.

We're blue skying here and maybe talking crazy talk. Here's what prose came out of Paris' incredible mind on the subject:

“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I'm not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they've made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I'm such a good person and I'm treated like that by some people, I just don't get it.”

Is it slightly possible that your arrogant, immature, childish, spoiled and ridiculous attitude have soured some people on you? Not us Paris, oh my god, we love you. We were a little upset about your trashing of Lindsay Lohan and hanging out with some of the trashbags you call friends.

“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready.”

Again, Paris go for a relationship first or practice on an egg for 24 hours. We give the egg at least 5 full minutes before you either forget about it or something shiny moves past you and you forget

“I used to care about looks, but I've grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don't know, I like a guy who can make me laugh.”

Paris, you count your relationships in minutes. The thought of you and parenting is an oxymoron and scares us more than Iran and North Korea advancing their nuclear arms programs.

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Shocking news. Another trophy wife has been accused of being secretive with her assets. The weird thing is Shaq pulls in about $20 Million a year (like whatever, who doesn't) and they have a ''Cohabitation/Prenuptial Agreement and Acknowledgment of Property Disclosure and Waiver of Further Disclosure''.

Since we can barely afford the hosting fees for this site, we definitely don't have any legal advice and none of us finished high school so we can't even tell you what that means. So we all sat around today and tried to stumble through the big words. Here's our expert analysis:

Apparently Shaunie O'Neal has been ''secretive about her assets . . . particularly with respect to certain properties owned or titled in either [her] name alone or in other entities.''

Translation: Shaq is pissed off that his wife won't tell him what she's doing. But isn't it her money? You signed the thing, that complicated sounding thing up there.

Also, Shaq wants her to give a ''correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities (including bearer securities)'' that she came into during the marriage.

Translation: I wanna know what she was doing and she won't tell meeeee!

Shaq wants Shaunie to be the "primary residential custodian'' and wants "'liberal rights of visitation"

Translation: You take the kids, I'll drop by whenever I want.

That's about as good we get on a good day and today was a good day.

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The Atlanta Falcons today released the following statement about an indefinite suspension for our favorite brutal animal torturer - Michael Vick:

"Today, Michael Vick admitted his guilt to very serious charges related to his earlier indictment. His admissions describe actions that are incomprehensible and unacceptable for a member of the National Football League and the Atlanta Falcons."

"We respect and support the Commissioner's decision today to place Michael Vick on an indefinite suspension. As with other actions he has taken this year, the Commissioner is making a strong statement that conduct which tarnishes the good reputation of the NFL will not be tolerated."

"We hope that Michael will use this time, not only to further address his legal matters, but to take positive steps to improve his personal life."

Our sources close to the NFL tell us this is the beginnings of a lifetime NFL playing ban. This is probably a good thing since the most disturbing thing about this case is that Michael Vick admitted to torturing and killing dogs but would not admit to gambling.

A gambling related charge would give Michael Vick an automatic lifetime ban but animal cruelty and torture would apparently give him another shot of playing in the National Football League. Looks like the ethics code in the NFL might need a little bit of a review since according to the NFL - gambling bad, torture...eh, not so bad.

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Someday we hope to have the kind of clout that TMZ has, until that day we're going to reporint statements that are released to them :)

Sometimes it's tough to be the little fish in the big pond. Here's what Lindsay had to say in her statement:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."

Luckily you're a millionaire who has a high powered lawyer, expense rehab facility and lots of time/resources to take a bit of time off to do your thing. Looks like the Lindsay Lohan PR machine has kicked into high gear. Like we've always said, Lindsay Lohan is not someone to be underestimated, hold on, do you smell that?

Smells like a comeback to us.

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We know this is everywhere but we wanted to reiterate something. At Gossip Highway we love animals and we hate Michael Vick.

We read the indictment today and got some details into his brutal torture of dogs that couldn't "perform" in his sick dog fighting ring.

Visit our friends at the Society for Prevntion of Cruelty to Animals - if you have the means give to them, these are good people unlike Michael Vick. Keep in mind that picture is the Michael Vick that any football fan knows, on a good day the guy is an idiot.

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Adam Levine, the not so feminine front man of Maroon 5 (we still have reservations) has been rumored to have trashed Maria Sharapova's abilities in bed. We're not exactly certain about the journalistic integrity of Exile magazine but we heard angels weeping when we read the following from Levine:

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex... She just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'"

"I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type."

We're still giggling about that quote...sorry. We're going to grow up. Soon. Promise.

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Jenna Jameson and her juiced boyfriend Tito Ortiz were approached outside of Koi in Hollywood, where she told TMZ.com reporters that they "better stop calling me skinny, because I'm healthy and I'm happy."

Now not that Tito Ortiz is a monster on a leash but we're thinking the best thing to do is to listen to her, otherwise she'll pout to Tito and the Hulk will lay some smackdown. We're also very happy to pass on to you that Jenna Jameson is now officially launching her modelling career. It's good to see Jenna modelling something other than her ability to.....oh no wait....this is a "G" rated family oriented entertainment website isn't it.

Lastly and not in the least Tito managed to mumble out a few 2 syllable words, we are super duper proud of you Tito! All those remedial speech lessons and reading classes are really coming in handy. Oh wait hold on. Just in case Tito is reading this:

Good Tito. Good!

Ahh it feels so good to be us today. 

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Rumor has it that although Criss Angel has denied any romantic flings with the evere erratic former pop princess Britney Spears that there is more than meets the eye.

The Mindfreak star hit the town late Wednesday night with the pop star in Los Angeles, with Angel hooking up with Spears and her friends at Cravings Restaurant in West Hollywood.

Our sources tell us that the two have been seen in and out of hotels late in the night and leaving early in the morning. The illusionist claims they were discussing various business opportunities.

We always discuss business between 3am and 6am... of course both of them are going through what will end up being very messy divorces in the next few months.

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