In her apparent attempt to clean up her image it seems that our favorite princess Lindsay Lohan has bent all the normal rules of the Wonderland Rehabilitation Clinic. According to an anonymous former resident of Wonderland:

"I left early because of Lindsay Lohan. Since she started getting special treatment, so has everybody else."

"Wonderland has become a joke. While I'm trying to save my life, she's trying to save her face."

Lindsay was apparently given the freedom to come and go as she pleased - which meant that she could maintain her hectic social schedule. Which we here at Gossip Highway think is perfectly reasonable. After all, what is rehab without  a bit of partying!

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 The blonde beauty queen had had accusations of cocaine use, passionate public lesbian kisses with fellow beauty queen Miss Teen USA and several other sordid allegations hurled at her from all angles and made no denials at a morning press conference.

Now it appears that Tara has finally come clean and admitted that yes she did cocaine among other drugs. Now we were slightly shocked to think that during all that partying that Ms.Connor did partake in some snowboarding, skiing, nose candy along with the alcohol and girl on girl action.

Tara you keep this up because you are our favorite Miss USA ever. The more we hear the more we love - forget world peace, lower rates for a bag of blow are certainly in order. "I have done cocaine, yeah," and prescription drugs to boot. "I've tried several different things," says Miss USA, understatedly. People connected with the pageant have said that one of the big problems with Tara's situation was that her hair follicles had tested positive for cocaine – a much more sensitive test than urinalysis.

Since then, allegations and eyewitness accounts of her nose-powdering activities have proliferated

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Lindsay Lohan, our favorite topic of conversation at Gossip Highway was so worried her appendix would be sold on eBay she kept it in her freezer.

The Just My Luck star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it.

Sources say that although the appendix did freeze properly, her liver interfered with nearby electrical equipment resulting in television and radio interference.

Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway.

A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself." Lohan, 20, is currently being treated for alcoholism at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic.

She is only allowed out of the clinic during the day to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and film her latest movie I Know Who Killed Me.

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If Lindsay Lohan ever straightens out her act then we'll have alot less content to put up here at Gossip Highway.

Thank you Lindsay, thank you.

In her last escapade, Lindsay Lohan was apparently rejected and then also decided that the best cure for rejection is to get completely trashed.

Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay - you're single handedly tearing Alcoholics Anonymous down after decades of success! 

 "She came with her manager, Jason Weinberg, and a girlfriend, but she was mostly solo for the whole night," says our source. "Most people were in a good mood - except for her. She seemed lost. She was trying to get James' attention, and he wouldn't give her anything. She was smoking a lot, not drinking in front of him, and then she went into a bedroom. From there, she went back to trying to get James' attention again, and he was ignoring her. She ran out crying, with the girlfriend following her." This was about 3:30 a.m.; Lohan was reportedly found passed out in a hotel hallway about 6 a.m.

The question we've been bouncing around the Gossip Highway offices today is: "How long can Lindsay Lohan go on drinking, partying, doing drugs and acting out until it finally catches up with her?"

Other sources close to Gossip Highway have told us that Lindsay Lohan has decided to use Corey Haim and Corey Feldman as role models to further her career. Good choices lead to great success. Good work Linds!

By the way we still think you're incredibly hot. have we ruined our chances? 

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Rumors are circulating among industry insiders that Paula Abdul has been urged to check into rehab, and her contract for next year may depend upon her successful stint in an accredited treatment program.

Abdul was seen in last night’s season premiere episode (which was taped months ago) demonstrating some unusual behavior.  Millions saw her twitching and wiping her nose, while remaining unusually quiet next to Simon, Randy and guest judge Jewel. 

Abdul has been in the press recently for her bizarre behavior and was last seen on a Seattle TV news interview exhibiting some of the symptoms of excessive drug use. 

The source goes on to report that it is a substance abuse problem, and not alcohol, but refused to go into any further specifics.

Gossip Highway also reports that BetUS.com Sportsbook has posted 2/1 odds on their popular Pop-Culture Entertainment section among other noteworthy odds for the upcoming season, including whether or not Ryan Seacrest might come out of the closet.

Watch Paula Abdul on Seattle Morning Television.

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Joe Francis has a stellar reputation for treating women with the highest regard, drinking lots of herbal tea and running volunteer sensitivity training classes. All of us here at Gossip Highway are extremely happy to see that paired with Lindsay Lohan's Alcoholics Anonymous project Joe Francis will give her that added support she needs to overcome her wild partying, alcohol and drug use.

Bless you Joe Francis, you're a saint. Although the thought of you shagging Lindsay Lohan not only makes us very sad it makes us puke in our mouths a little bit.

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Dateline: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

After the collapse of the beloved BC Place Air Supported Dome, the GH team kicked it into high gear contacting anyone and everyone in the know around the City of Vancouver.

Sources from within the dome itself tell us that the entire structure may collapse.

"The air previously supported the fabric of the dome", our insider indicates, "however now the full weight of the fabric is being supported by the super structure itself."

Gossip Highway has also learned that all employees who were in the stadium at the time of collapse were immediately evacuated based up on the fear of complete collapse. 

All indications are that the dome is not going to be repaired rather alternative plans will have to be made for the 2010 Winter Olympic Games to be held in Vancouver, BC.

"The costs of repairing the roof, the structure and loss of revenues due to closure could have the costs of the repairs coming in at over $100M.", our sources tell us.

"This was a huge screw up," an employee of the stadium indicates,"those roof heaters were supposed to be at 12 degrees so the snow would not build up and cause a collapse."

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 Jim oh Jim. We know that a night of boozing and pot can make anyone crazy but at the end of the day pot is supposed to make you CHILL out not FREAK out.

 In documents recently released , Candice Sanders claims that on New Year's Eve, Lampley and his son Aaron joined her for dinner. Sanders says she was engaged to Lampley, who she claimed lived with her in the apartment.

Sanders alleges after dinner, at their apartment, Lampley "was drinking vodka and whiskey and became drunk." She adds in the document that "he was also high on pot."

Sanders, Miss California USA 2003, says in the complaint that the trouble began when she wanted to finish watching a movie. Lampley then "pulled me from the sofa I was on" and "began to yell at me and chased me around the apartment." (Editor's Note: SHE WANTED TO FINISH WATCHING A MOVIE!?!?!?)

Sanders says at that point all hell broke loose. She alleges, "He grabbed me and threw me against a wall. He then threw me against another wall. He then threw me against the door and I collapsed."

Here's a bit more about Lampley from our good friends at the Wikipedia (who unlike us use reliable sources): 

 Jim Lampley (born on April 8, 1949 in Hendersonville, North Carolina) is an American sports broadcaster, news anchor, movie producer and restaurant owner. He has been in several television shows, but is better known for his participation in the HBO Boxing series (officially HBO World Championship Boxing). He currently works alongside Larry Merchant and Emanuel Steward in that series.

It's rumored that Jim Lampley and Mike Tyson are not only going for a car ride and some fun but may in fact get together with a few girls and smack em up for fun. Hey Jim, we have a few guys at the office that think if you hit them, they'll hit you back harder.  

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According to sources close to Gossip Highway there is a bit more to the story than the standard release.

Jim Garber, of Buckeye Police Department, said: "He came out of the nightclub and almost collided with officers patrolling in a squad car outside. He was followed and stopped and arrested for driving under the influence and possession of drugs."

At which point Mike began driving too precisely, hitting an accurately recorded speed of 54.999868 miles per hour. Our source explains that Tyson was merely attempting to get the officers attention so the radar gun would be present to record this incredible feat.

"It's always been a goal for Mike to achieve the near perfect legal speed." our source tells us, "What most people don't realize is that Mike has a long history of interest in mathematics, particularly the calculus of limits. How close could he actually get without in fact reaching the 55 mph mark?" 

The incredible feat here: Tyson achieved this speed while simultaneously adjusting every side and rear view mirror. The only other embarrassing moment was when asked to walk the line, Mike misheard and began to attempt to snort the line rather than walk the line.

Hopefully Mr.Tyson will be released to achieve his next great milestone which reliable sources have indicated as achieving terminal velocity skydiving while shooting heroin into his eye.

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