Last night's episode of The Hills was, for the most part, pretty boring. But a true Hills fan knows to never, ever discount the last three minutes of the episode! That's when the real dirt goes down.

The main storyline last night revolved around the Pratts and their Nana, who was adorable and super cool to appear on an MTV reality show.

Spencer made Stephanie look bad in front of their grandmother for the pair not spending enough time together. In turn, Stephanie stole Nana away for some alone time to  rag on her obnoxious brother and out him on his constant mean antics towards her.

The rest of the episode was dedicated to Audrina trying to figure out how to win Lauren's friendship back, after accusing her of hooking up with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Bobby, and Lauren trying to figure out how to get rid of Audrina as a friend.

Of course the get-along gang were there to talk out the situation with LC. The always eloquent and wise Lo tried to impart her blonde wisdom - as usual. While the ever classy Brody Jenner simply asked Lauren "So why you bangin' Justin?" 

But in the end, Audrina and Lauren met up at a quiet restaurant to talk things over. Audrina apologized for mistrusting her best friend, and then broke down, seemingly having an epiphany over her cocktail. Apparently - Audrina's lost herself - sniff sniff.

Please - you don't trust slimey Justin Bobby - which you shouldnt! In fact, you should've dumped his ass a few years ago. And as for Lauren - well, she's pretty whiney - but I'd take her friendship over a relationship with JB any day!

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In last night's episode of The Hills Audrina completely lost her mind, along with a best friend and boyfriend most likely.

Apparently one of Audrina's good friends, Dino, (whoever that is) let her know that her main man  Justin Bobby, and her best friend LC,  had hooked up. He went into details about the hook up and was "very sinceire" about the rumour.

The brunette bimbo then called Justin, cursing him out and telling her she hated him, then wondered why he didn't return her calls for a week.

She also called Lauren to ask her to redeem herself about 20 times.

On top of this, she called all of their mutual friends to share the rumour, which was what made Lauren most upset - Heidi deja vu?

As you can imagine, neither Lauren nor Justin were too impressed with her reaction to this insane rumour and did not handle it lightly.

Two meetings between the girls turned into yelling matches, including my favourite line of the season from Lauren: "Justin is disgusting, I'd rather kill myself than hook up with him!"
And Justin told her flat out she was being insane and immature, and "there is something wrong there dude."

I don't really blame the girl for airing the rumour to the accused culprits, but she went way overboard blaming the pair for something they both denied repeatedly doing.

Now there's more in Audrina's life that doesn't look good besides her implants!

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All hail Guy Ritchie for turning down Madonna’s millions in their divorce settlement.

The director of movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and The Italian Job, refused to accept even one penny from Madge in their divorce to disprove her accusations that he is a gold digger.

The only thing Ritchie is concerned about is the living arrangement of their children, which seems like it’s going to end up pretty complicated no matter how you slice it.

Madonna wants to move the boys, Rocco and adopted son David, back to New York and Guy wants to keep them in London where they’ve been raised.
Apparently they’ve come to the decision that the best thing would be for the boys to go back and forth.

I’m not sure they realize the two places are about 7 ½ hours apart – by plane!
That should be easy to manage for the young boys – bunch of morons.

I am shocked their marriage lasted so long! So kudo's to them.   

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Could the queen of the idiots, Heidi Montag, finally be wising up to the fact that her idiot boyfriend Spencer is not good for her?

On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi had to beg for her job back from Sam, big-wig of Bolthouse.
He seemingly reluctantly offered her a trial position at one of his new hotels, but not before telling her to make sure she kept Spencer far away from anything work related.
I believe his exact words were "I dont even know what's going on there - but that's your business." Classic!

The episode started with Heidi blaming Spencer for her losing her job in the first place, which he of course denied and scoffed at.

The episode ended with the sister who has not sustained plastic surgery trauma, Holly Montag, popping back on the scene, this time as Lauren's house guest - since her darling sister kicked her out a couple of episodes ago.

After a wine session with the girls - LC and Lo, Holly vented about how Spencer is affecting Heidi's life. Of course Lauren had plenty to say about the topic, only blaming Spencer though interestingly enough.

The best part about last night's episode, however, was the preview for next week's show.
Holly pays Heidi a vist and lets her know exactly what everyone thinks of her ridiculously stupid boyfriend. After Spencer is once again rude, inconsiderate and selfish, Heidi FINALLY lets him know that HE is the problem in her life.

Could this lead to a break up for Spiedi? I doubt it - both of those kids know how to get publicity - and a break up will be their last headline. Who would have interest in either one of them seperately?

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Could the queen of the idiots, Heidi Montag, finally be wising up to the fact that her idiot boyfriend Spencer is not good for her?

On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi had to beg for her job back from Sam, big-wig of Bolthouse.
He seemingly reluctantly offered her a trial position at one of his new hotels, but not before telling her to make sure she kept Spencer far away from anything work related.
I believe his exact words were "I dont even know what's going on there - but that's your business." Classic!

The episode started with Heidi blaming Spencer for her losing her job in the first place, which he of course denied and scoffed at.

The episode ended with the sister who has not sustained plastic surgery trauma, Holly Montag, popping back on the scene, this time as Lauren's house guest - since her darling sister kicked her out a couple of episodes ago.

After a wine session with the girls - LC and Lo, Holly vented about how Spencer is affecting Heidi's life. Of course Lauren had plenty to say about the topic, only blaming Spencer though interestingly enough.

The best part about last night's episode, however, was the preview for next week's show.
Holly pays Heidi a vist and lets her know exactly what everyone thinks of her ridiculously stupid boyfriend. After Spencer is once again rude, inconsiderate and selfish, Heidi FINALLY lets him know that HE is the problem in her life.

Could this lead to a break up for Spiedi? I doubt it - both of those kids know how to get publicity - and a break up will be their last headline. Who would have interest in either one of them seperately?

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Whitney Port made a comeback on last night's episode of The Hills, in prep for her new show "The City" no doubt.

We haven't seen much of Whit lately on the show, but last night she made up for it!

Whitney and Lauren got called to New York by super bitch Kelly Catrone, to help out with men's fashion week.

The girls were in charge of dressing and lining up the male models - they're very important!

While working, Port runs into her old friend Alex, who she went on a date with the last time she was in the big apple, and who she apparently kept in touch with over the phone occassionally.

Throughout the episode it became increasingly clear that Alex was still into Whit, and the feeling was not reciprocated. 

After the fashion show wrapped, the girls decided to hit the town before their 6:30am flight back to L.A. and a boy - not named Alex - quickly caught her eye.

The oh so sweet, innocent and naive Whitney did not so much as even give the model a second of her time during the night out because she was too busy doing tequila shots and leaving with the Australian musician.Too funny!

In other Hills news, Spencer tries his hardest to get Heidi's job back for her by approaching her boss Brent at a bar, and pleading her case.

Brent's response to Heidi - "your boyfriend is a nightmare" to which Heidi agrees. Hahahahaha

She'll never ditch the loser though, the publicity is too great.

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Legend, and openly gay, Melissa Etheridge is speaking out about the passing of California's Proposition 8.

The singer announced, on The Daily Beast,  that she will no longer be paying her state taxes, since she is obviously not considered a ful citizen.

Take that Governor Arnie!

Her post included statements like, "Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now." And when discussing what she could do with her half a million dollars that she normally pays in taxes she said, "What recession? We're gay!"

She also cited Ellen DeGenerous as being one of those "fortunate gay folks" who will be saving a lot of money by not paying taxes.

In short, Etheridge is PISSED and not taking this law lying down.

I say good for her. If America is forward thinking enough now to elect their first black president, you'd think they could get used to homosexuals as well.

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